வழக்கம் போல ஃபார்வேர்ட் மெயில்தான் :-)
It seems to be a mystery until you really startthinking. One of my personal favorites. Why some men can never fall inlove or never get girl friends. Many of us just keep complaining withoutthinking on what the inherent problem is. Thankfully I did it as a casestudy and found out some important issues which might concur with amajority of ppl who are rocking the same boat as mine.
1) You always sit in the last bench with the other class rogues and other"gaandhis" (studious chaps) who feel that its possible to get marks sitting inlast row. In case of workplace no girls are there in your project and u havelike minded people like you as colleagues and wherein your entertainment oscillates between the bars and cinema theaters.
2) U obviously can't groove and dance and dance around in a group in a disc by justshaking your head or grooving your hip. Desi music directors are your favorites."Gaana Ulaganathan" simply rocks and u can't wait for a gaana or a bangra number to crop up.Unf you are too adept at dancing dappankuthu or desi dance not the americanisedwestern hip hop dance.
3) U perceive discotheque to be a place where u will have a chance to unleash yourdancing potential ("annamman dance") and occupy the center stage with 10 other fellowrogues immediately throwing out the babes from the vicinity of the dance floor. Thisautomatically repels the women from you (they consider u as out of civilization,unf we are the only people who can really dance...)
4) Your intelligence level mostly can take in just jackie chan, arnold and stalloneflicks. It can take in just action films whose contents can be absorbed. You justcan't take major english romance films. Desi romance rocks. We invariably are kaathalukku mariyathai and kaathal koattai typos. Rajini, Vijay, Upendra, darshan, Shahrukh,Mohanlal, Chiranjeevi rock. Tom cruise is a dud!!! And invariably sucks... (Obviously.Its because of jealousy...)
5) You obviously don't know how to make use of yahoo messenger and is used toscold your online friends with the best choice of invectives, spread rumours aboutother guyz, and ask them to book the latest movie tickets. You unfortunately dontknow how to flirt using yahoo messenger and are frequently at loss of topics whenyou want to chat with some girl. Whereas u r deluged with strange topics to discusswith your friend with whom you had lost touch for the past decade or so.
6) You can't eat spanish, chinese foods and fav. restaurant invariably happens to Muniyaandi vilas, Aachi mess types. Of coz we can't forget aunty mess and half-boil. we frankly are clueless as towhat are bella ciao, wang's kitchen and things like that unless we happen to go an atreat organised by the other guyz...:)
7) You dont see a reason why u have to go tobarristas or qwiky's when the localcorner "one by two tea" tastes like nectar and satisfies you more than a barristas.Lime tea is the best tea to have been invented by an human and you are thankful toNair for providing it to you.
8) Most of the jokes you know are adult jokes which you can discuss only with yourother fellow comrades and which again takes the opportunity from telling a joke tothe girl and impressing her. Besides you seriously tell very good jokes which theblondes can't comprehend or think it is vulgar. You have to tell some absolutely"shuddha jokes" (terrible bores) to make them laugh which though you try hard u willnever be able to.
9) You seriously can't start a topic with a member of the opposite sex. i have seenguyz chatting with girls purely with emoticons for more than a hour. You can neverdo that. You will have to crack real dumb jokes to start the conversation or falselyextol them. The most important drawback we have is that we can't talk about whatshe had for breakfast. You seriously can't talk about that. We refer to those kinda talks in Tamil as "Vetti Kadalai"
Boy: what did you have for breakfast??Girl: i had idli....
Boy: Is it??? Same pinch no back pinch i too had idli ..(he slyly pinches her)and laughs..
Girl: Ouchhh(artificially)...it hurts..
Boy: ohh.. I am sorry and (tries to apologise..)..Then say "; i had sambhar for idli.."
Girl: (excitedly)...sambharrrrrrrr............ i had chutney....and giggles...
I swear I can't tolerate any longer than this...this is not figment of imagination. Ihave seen this...though I agree there may be exceptions...
10) U can't sing bryan adams, sting, george michael's song... When they talk about linking park you cannot even imagine who they are and the closest link you can associate with them is cubbon Park.
11) U seriously are clueless as to what rock music are
12) All thru college life u belong to this boyz gang and even in your gang nobody has a girlfriend so there is absolutely an absence of the inspirational factor.WITH ALL these attributes its difficult for guyz like us to fall in love or find a girl.
But it is not a sin after all. I guess we are not made for it. Let us accept that and beproud of that. We are one among the few in the vanishing tribe and amen to it...We have THE uniqueness that we remain single till we get married and having thattrait is really a virtue and who knows; we might be the elite clique in the future. Soall those of you who feel sad that they dont have Gf's chill!!! We are not made for itand I swear for our characteristics a GF would not have added any value additionand we are better off staying single till 28 or 30.